Just keep 'em coming

Hello. My name is Andrew, and I'm a coffee snob. While I will never turn down a cup of coffee I will on occasion turn up my nose to one. When I was in college I was enjoying a small dinner gathering at a professor's house. I was in the kitchen when i saw it. There sitting on the counter was the most beautiful and stunning small kitchen appliance I had ever seen. It had a commanding appearance with it's grey body and water reservoir with blue cast lights. It was a coffee maker, but not just any coffee maker. I was looking at the Keurig Home Brewing System. I knew I had to have one.

It took a while, but last October I purchased my very own Keurig Platinum Brewer. Heaven I tell you. The specially designed coffee is perfectly brewed. My personal taste is for the Newman's Own organic blend. But after only a few weeks of normal use I started to experience a malfunction in the brewer that caused it to not function properly. I called the company and they sent out a replacement no questions asked. This time the brewer only lasted a few days! So I once again called the company. They sent my third brewer and four boxes of my favorite coffee. And yet it happened again.

If it didn't make the best cup of coffee I've ever had I would have given up. For the last week or so my fourth brewer started acting up. Today was the worst day. I called. My fifth Keurig platinum brewer is on the way. The representative I spoke with on the phone today said, "If its any consolation to you Mr. Flynn, your customer profile states that you are very friendly and easy to talk to." After saying that she told me she would double my coffee order free of charge.

See....it pays to be nice. You are all welcome to come over for coffee anytime.