Clean-up in Produce

I went grocery shopping today. I was just minding my own business in the produce section. I had just selected some lettuce and I was on my way to the oranges when it hit me.... All of a sudden I caught a whiff of a scent. A strong, alluring, tantalizing scent. I was completely distracted. There I am. Standing next to the carrots, across from the kiwis and I am completely turned-on by this scent.

I have no idea how long I was standing there trying to figure out where this scent was coming from. The scent was clean and fresh. I had to figure out where it was coming from, but I could not move. I adjusted my Illini hoodie just in case. ;) The scent got stronger. Whoa. This was all too much to handle. I adjusted my glasses and was overcome by the scent. I could not get away from it!

Then it hit me. This scent was me. I was my own aphrodisiac. I was aroused by me! Ok . . . not me exactly . . . It was my new shower gel. I changed brands yesterday. Wow. Just thought I'd share...